A blind cowboy stumbled into an all-girl biker bar, unaware of the crowd he was about to face. He made his way to the bar, ordered a drink, and after a while, yelled out to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar fell silent, and the atmosphere became tense.

A deep, husky voice spoke up from next to the cowboy. “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it’s only fair that you know a few things.” The woman then listed five important facts: the bartender was a blonde with a baseball bat, the bouncer was a blonde with a billy-club, she herself was a 6-foot tall blonde with a black belt in karate, and the woman sitting next to her was a blonde professional weightlifter.

The blind cowboy thought for a moment, then shook his head and muttered, “Well, hell no, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.” The cowboy’s change of heart was sudden and wise, given the formidable crowd he was facing.